I may look like a computer generated image. I can't act to save my life.Fortunately, I'm a matinee idol *avoids a tomato on the way and it hits the internet shop owner!* so I don't have to. Then I just found the perfect soulmate, she's a babe, and she can't save her life either. Luckily, she's a babe so men will die for her. I first saw her naked in the bathub (just for cinematography!)
What are soulmates?Do they really exist? How do u find them? Could they be seen sipping mocha frappe on starbucks? Or are they just laying around? killing cockroaches on their free time.
Sbi nga ni neil, (he's an author,but he's not Neil Gaiman, he's no Gayman either, he's surname is....Ong! nyahahaha!) hinahanap daw nya ang soulmate nya, someone who is 150 times stronger than him daw....
Soulmates are not exactly real and not exactly fake. It's hyper real. It stimulates reality, but it looks even more real than what it pretends to be its obviously fake.
A soulmate must be evil, well, my soulmate is evil because she's very pretty, and prettiness is a pre requisite to being evil. For evil to be effective, it must create desire. An attractive appearance is the easiest way to achieve desire. All evil is attractive, but not all dat is attractive is evil. (what am i sayin'?)
But the idea of soulmates did one vital thing right. The awareness that two people are soulmates should be bilateral. If only one person believes it, its called stalking. "she's my soulmate, she just doesnt know it yet" is not acceptable, no matter what your world literature professor would tell you.
I had a lot of soulmates, all of them chinitas and i keep pictures of them. One time, my friend, who devoted her life tryin' to make me organized piled it in one album and named it "Mano Po!"
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