<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:44:04.242-08:00</updated><category term='disclaimer : this post was copied from the author&apos;s friendster blog originally dated 2007/0720'/><title type='text'>inside the world of vivid colors.....</title><subtitle type='html'>that single strand of sanity sliced into half!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-884027640888568401</id><published>2007-11-01T05:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T05:41:26.105-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Re : I Need A Major Miracle</title><content type='html'>Lo and behold!  KFC got a hefty number of mushrooms on its chicken steak after all...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After exactly 2 months of waiting the board exam results finally came out.  Didn't have the chance to see my name fresh on the newspaper, some college friends just seem to enjoy bursting bubbles...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;RYAN PASADO TAYO!&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh well, so much for element of surprises...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the results came, I was the least worried if I'll pass or not, I was actually confident about it.  I was more conscious of how my ranking would go.  If I'd land as passer # 35,000, I would have just wished I didn't take the Licensure exam at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll know my ranking come oathtaking day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am finally a teacher.  A 20 year old licensed teacher.  Who is ready (or so I thought) for the pedagogic challenges ahead.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just wish I wouldn't have that much beautiful and gorgeous 19-20 year old student to make things easier for me...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-884027640888568401?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/884027640888568401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=884027640888568401' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/884027640888568401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/884027640888568401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2007/11/re-i-need-major-miracle.html' title='Re : I Need A Major Miracle'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-293497191060631873</id><published>2007-11-01T04:24:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T04:24:40.258-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disclaimer : this post was copied from the author&apos;s friendster blog originally dated 2007/0720'/><title type='text'>I Need A Major miracle</title><content type='html'>Happy Friday!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lead me not into the temptation of going out and partying all night after finishing my  tutorial session with chinky eyed wimps...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even if I do deserve it surviving another Monday to Friday 9 hour office/call/center/online teaching job (for abundance of a politically correct term)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm filling in two teaching professions over weekdays and weekends and I'm not yet even a licensed teacher.. and if this continues, something tells me that in getting that freakin' license, my chances are futile...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Licensure Examination for Teachers is barely three weeks from now...  and I reviewed as many pages as the number of mushrooms there is on a KFC chicken steak..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-293497191060631873?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/293497191060631873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=293497191060631873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/293497191060631873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/293497191060631873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-need-major-miracle.html' title='I Need A Major miracle'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-343858639956069468</id><published>2007-10-23T02:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T02:58:56.801-07:00</updated><title type='text'>All In A Day's Work</title><content type='html'>Eversince 3rd year college, I've been working as an Online English Instructor Associate in a Korean Call Center on weekdays, personal English tutor sa mga Koreans na nakatira sa Makati pag weekends at tumatanggap ng labada paminsan-minsan...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing beats the feeling of a teacher, at dahil sa trabahong napili ko, I was able to follow my vow of finding something I love doing and getting somebody else to pay me for doing it.  Besides, it has its fair share of perks, I get to learn another language (Korean) and the working hours  is convenient para sa mga katulad kong nagrereview para sa board exam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and it makes me laugh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*first day of class&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ring&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : yeboseyo? (hello)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : good evening!  I'm looking for Park Ji yong?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : molayo (I don't understand)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : park ji yong it so yo up so yo? (is park ji yong there or not there?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : neh.(yes) Me park Ji yong.  Park Ji yong it so yo. (park ji yong here)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : oh hi park Ji yong!  This is teacher Dwayne (american name ko).  I'll be your english teacher.  Nice meeting you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : neh (yes)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : by the way park ji yong, do you have an English name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Park Ji yong : me no english name&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : oh! do you want to have an english name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : Park ji yong want English name.  Teacher give me english name.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : Oh! you want me to give you an english name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : neh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : ok, let me think of something...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;student : something!  Park Ji yong like something!  park Ji yong English name something!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : *inputs english name on student record&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from then on.. he used the name something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's another one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*amidst the conversation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shin jae phil : Teacher I want to be Catholic...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : really? That's nice... why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shin jae phil : so I can be good in english&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : huh? how come?  tell me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shin jae phil : because Jesus is american right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : hell no!  Jesus is Asian...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shin jae phil : then how come the bible is written in english...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;leux : *mahabang paliwanag...*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-343858639956069468?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/343858639956069468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=343858639956069468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/343858639956069468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/343858639956069468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2007/10/all-in-days-work.html' title='All In A Day&apos;s Work'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-111405489773968494</id><published>2005-04-20T19:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-20T20:49:19.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Crouching madness...Hidden grudges</title><content type='html'>Kahit sa kaninong nakakakilala sakin nyo itanong, di ako mahilig magtanim ng sama ng loob.  Unang-una, wala naman akong lahing magsasaka para magtanim.  Sabi nga sa nursery rhyme, "Magtanim ay di biro, maghapong nakayuko, di naman nakaupo, di naman nakatayo..."  From that theory, malalaman mong ang pagtatanim ng sama ng loob ay magbibigay lang sayo ng scoliosis at iba pang back problems...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only one thing pisses me off,that's when people, for whatever purpose, questions my ability in the manner saying I don't deserve certain achievements.  Ok lang kung talagang di ko deserve, (which I do admit na napakaraming blessings sa buhay ko right now ang di ko talaga deserve...) pero kung dahil bitterness at insecurity ang dahilan, c'mon! Andaming mas dapat kainggitan kaysa sakin....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, I'm talking about the recent classcard distribution, kung saan I've got my fair share of EXPECTED good grades.  Dahil dito lang ako makakapaglabas ng sentimyento...Here goes! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Grade Fad #1  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thesis: di ko daw deserve ang grade ko sa rhetoric&lt;br /&gt;Anti-Thesis: If this is true, then i should really feel guilty.  Having an undeserved 1.00?  Pero not to brag, I've got bery flattering remarks during classroom activities, a perfect grade in the triad and a perfect grade in the impromptu speech for our finals. CASE CLOSED!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Grade Fad #2&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thesis: Kinuha ko daw lahat ng group credits kaya mataas ako sa values Education ang Developmenta Reading&lt;br /&gt;Anti-Thesis: well, yung values class kasi namin, ang finals ay isang play (may awarding pa nga eh kala mo Oscars...I won best Scriptwriter hehe) I was the leader in the group so parang ang sinasabi, kinuha ko daw lahat ng credit.  Napaka unfair naman nun on my part! I mean, we have a very intelligent professors who knows that its a group work pra hindi iconsider na collective effort yun! Saka provided na sa presentation nya kinuha ung Finals, pero its not the actual grade at all!I've got good grades naman sa quizzes and recitation *defensive*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They can't question my grades on Dev Reading either, kahit lagi ako late dun...Highest aku sa finals....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Grade Fad #3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thesis: Bakit daw antaas ko sa Speech and Technical Writing?&lt;br /&gt;Anti-Thesis:hehe, actually, dito pwede nila kwestiyunin.  Sino ba hindi magtataka e lahat ng serious questions ng prof ko I retaliate with stupid humor!Too bad most people don't know what "timing" means.I always make it a point na maayos ako in needed situations...Besides, highest ako sa Technical Writing Finals and ive got a 96 for my impromptu speech sa Advance Speech for Teachers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sabagay, di ko talaga masisis ang mga kablock ko to think that way.  I'm not grade conscious for one, I'm not punctual either.I'd rather take pictures of myself using someone else's cel than take notes.  I also have this penchant of doing things 3 hours before deadline.  But there's a sheer line that separates being irresponsible from taking things easy to prevent more crap...I fall under the latter.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-111405489773968494?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/111405489773968494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=111405489773968494' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111405489773968494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111405489773968494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/04/crouching-madnesshidden-grudges.html' title='Crouching madness...Hidden grudges'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-111233591820479481</id><published>2005-03-31T21:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-31T22:16:01.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vacation Hulaboos!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Fan Mail, Junk Mail&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bigyan daan natin ang isang liham paghanga....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Leux,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Magandang araw sa iyo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Una sa lahat, gusto kong malaman mo na isa ako sa mga bilyon-bilyon mong mga tagahanga (kahit milyon lang ang populasyon ng Pilipinas)at lagi akong nakikipagsiksikan sa oil depot kapag mmay grand fans day ka!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, nakakahiya man aminin, stalker mo ko,at di ko akalaing marami kami na stalker mo.Sa dami namin, nagkakasabay-sabay pa kami para silipan ka sa banyo.  Kaya lang lagi nakapatay ang ilaw, buti na lang puti ang tiles at nakita namin ang magandang hubog ng katawan mo....pati ang puwit m n parang pisngi ni Subas Herrero...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At saka hinanap ka namin sa MTV youth fair kasi sabi ng president ng Fans Club andun ka daw...pero di ka namin nakita, at andaming nawalan ng pag asa sa buhay dahil sa pangyayaring yon...Pero buti na lng nakakuha kmi ng piktyur ng event.  Eto nga oh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/01frenzy.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Medyo nahirapan kaming hanapin ka dyan...sa sobrang artistahin mo, para kaming naghanap ng isang malaking tipak ng uling sa ihawan...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At idol, sa sobrang pagmamahal namin sayo...hinanap namin ang mga pics mo nung cute ka pa...at eto ang mga nakuha namin....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/ryan2.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ano ba ginagawa mo sa pic na un?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ska idol, bakit ganun?ayaw namin maniwala sa mga bali-balitang ampon ka...pero bakit anlayo ng itsura mo sa ate mo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/raquele1.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sana'y malinawan ang aming mga agam-agam dulot ng lubos naming paghanga sa iyo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Magandang araw!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nagmamahal,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*name witheld*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(itinago po namin ang pagkatao ng sumulat bilang kaligtasan pagkatapos ng mga banta sa kanyang buhay ng ibang tagahanga)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sa iyo unnamed letter sender,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ikinatutuwa ko ang iyong liham, sa wakas ay mabibigyan linaw ko na ang ilang katanungan...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ung pic sa MTV Youth Fair, para ka talagang maghahanap ng isang malaking tipak ng uling dahil puro mga tisoy at tisay ang mga katabi ko e...buti nga inilabas ko kahit papano ung ipin ko e, kung hindi...prang may malaking blackhole sa piktyur.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At ung baby pic ko, tignan m naman, parang destiny talaga ng batang yan na maging matinee idol pagdating ng panahon...sayang nga lang at napabayaan sa init ng araw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at ung ate ko, ganyan talaga...buti na lang wla pa dyan ung pic ng dalawang kapaid ko...mas pogi cla sakin kya wag nyo n cla hanapin...at buitio wala ung pic ng mom ko, dahil napaka mestizahin nun...pero tunay na anak ako...nagkataon lng na recessive genes ung napunta sakin....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nagmamahal,&lt;br /&gt;Leux&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Disclaimers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gusto ko lang po bigyan diin na walang katotohanan yung liham...ako lng din ang may gawa nyan...gusto ko lang kc maipost ung mga natitirang pics sa photobucket account ko kya nag isip pa ako ng isang witty na segway...pero mukhang ive come up with an irritating introduction...sana naintindihan nyo na its all in the name of humor....Ganito talaga pag walang magawa sa bahay kapag bakasyon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rock oN!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-111233591820479481?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/111233591820479481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=111233591820479481' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111233591820479481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111233591820479481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/03/vacation-hulaboos.html' title='Vacation Hulaboos!'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-111035331115206691</id><published>2005-03-08T22:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-09T19:45:20.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Kuwentong Barbero</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;background of the entry &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buong buhay ko laging clean cut ang buhok ko...dahil yun sa kulay ko....at least kapag clean cut mukha lang akong madungis...pero kapag mahaba kasi buhok ko ang tawag na sa itsura ko ay "nanlilimahid".Pero nung mag college ako,sinimulan ko na cia pahabain pero sa likod lng nman, and I have it moderately cut from time to time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At ang setting ng kwento ay sa parlor...opo, sa bakla ko pinapagalaw ang buhok ko dahil kapag sa barberya ay gagawing parang troso ang buhok mo...pantay na pantay at sukat na sukat.Yun ay dahil ang mga barbero ay mga part time na karpintero din...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Disclaimers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dun sa mga kaibigan ko na gusto magpakamatay...wag nyo pong kalilimutan na isama ako sa suicide note nyo...kung hindi magtatampo ako senyo....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pag presidente na ko ng PILIPINAS (YEAH!) dahil nalaman kong nakakahyper pala ang chocolate...yun ang ipapakain ko sa mga death convicts para maexcite cla sa araw ng kanilang pagbitay...tsk! puro morbid thoughts ang laman ng utak ko ngayon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;d story goes like dis...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nagpagupit ako ng buhok s "F" (near CEU mendiola) maayos naman akong inasikaso...eto ang nangyari nung gupitan na....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hairdresser: uhmmm...nagpakulay ka ba ng buhok?&lt;br /&gt;ako: hindi po!&lt;br /&gt;hairdresser: ahhhh ibig sbhin, black na black talaga sya...&lt;br /&gt;ako: ganun na nga...&lt;br /&gt;hairdresser: ang ganda...bagay n bagay sa kulay mo, black na black din...nyahahaha! etchos!&lt;br /&gt;ako: (sa isip) hmmmppp may pa etchos2 pa 'tong nalalaman, e diba ung etchos tae un?batuhin ko kya 'to ng etchos... *ngiti na lang*&lt;br /&gt;hairdresser: (mayamaya....) san ang provinvce mo?&lt;br /&gt;ako: d2 lang po ako sa maynila...&lt;br /&gt;hairdresser: ahhh! (sa isip) "akala ko taga banawe rice terraces 'tong customer ko e...nagparebond lang....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero in fairness nung matapos ang gupitan sessions ang astig nung kinalabasan...hindi ako nagmukhang troso...para nga akong taga banawe rice terraces na nagparebond......&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-111035331115206691?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/111035331115206691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=111035331115206691' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111035331115206691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/111035331115206691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/03/kuwentong-barbero.html' title='Kuwentong Barbero'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-110922576727444125</id><published>2005-02-23T21:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-23T22:23:07.100-08:00</updated><title type='text'>random thoughts on soulmates and having nothing to do but listen to a pakin' literature class...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/bata4.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I may look like a computer generated image.  I can't act to save my life.Fortunately, I'm a matinee idol *avoids a tomato on the way and it hits the internet shop owner!*  so I don't have to.  Then I just found the perfect soulmate, she's a babe, and she can't save her life either.  Luckily, she's a babe so men will die for her.  I first saw her naked in the bathub (just for cinematography!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are soulmates?Do they really exist? How do u find them?  Could they be seen sipping mocha frappe on starbucks?  Or are they just laying around? killing cockroaches on their free time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sbi nga ni neil, (he's an author,but he's not Neil Gaiman, he's no Gayman either, he's surname is....Ong! nyahahaha!) hinahanap daw nya ang soulmate nya, someone who is 150 times stronger than him daw....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soulmates are not exactly real and not exactly fake.  It's hyper real.  It stimulates reality, but it looks even more real than what it pretends to be its obviously fake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A soulmate must be evil, well, my soulmate is evil because she's very pretty, and prettiness is a pre requisite to being evil.  For evil to be effective, it must create desire.  An attractive appearance is the easiest way to achieve desire.  All evil is attractive, but not all dat is attractive is evil.  (what am i sayin'?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the idea of soulmates did one vital thing right.  The awareness that two people are soulmates should be bilateral.  If only one person believes it, its called stalking. "she's my soulmate, she just doesnt know it yet"  is not acceptable, no matter what your world literature professor would tell you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a lot of soulmates, all of them chinitas and i keep pictures of them. One time, my friend, who devoted her life tryin' to make me organized piled it in one album and named it "Mano Po!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-110922576727444125?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/110922576727444125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=110922576727444125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110922576727444125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110922576727444125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/02/random-thoughts-on-soulmates-and.html' title='random thoughts on soulmates and having nothing to do but listen to a pakin&apos; literature class...'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-110906392438226801</id><published>2005-02-22T01:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-22T01:18:44.383-08:00</updated><title type='text'>personality will always reign over anatomy</title><content type='html'>&lt;marquee&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols10.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols11.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/wols12.jpg"&gt;&lt;/marquee&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-110906392438226801?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/110906392438226801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=110906392438226801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110906392438226801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110906392438226801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/02/personality-will-always-reign-over_22.html' title='personality will always reign over anatomy'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-110905158973229836</id><published>2005-02-21T21:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-22T00:43:36.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'>chocolate coated boogers and strawberry scented earwax!</title><content type='html'>Like eeew!Why are you reading this entry?you're so gross!siguro akala mo makakakuha ka ng libreng kulangot at tutuli noh?you have your own nose and ears...Nyahahaha!  If u thought you'll be seeing logical journals in this blog,with a logical plot and emanates from proper human behavior, something that appeals to the emotions... find another blog to read. That's almost like saying that the WWF Smackdown is real! (for the record, wrestling is a telenovela for guys!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dont have anything in particular for this entry, the title just crossed my mind right after I saw my old Chocolate starfish and The Hotdog Flavored Water album of Limp Bizkit when I cleaned my room last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the drill, I'll just encode whatever comes in my mind right now...One, Two, Three!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"......"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"......"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmmm....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im having problems organizing ideas on my mind recently, heres what ive learned from my class a while ago.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ang mga Bicolano ay mahilig sa maaanghang at paborito nilang putahe ang ginataang almoranas pero kpag nasosobrahan nito, nagkakaroon cla ng karamdaman sa excretory system,ito ay ang paglabas ng tinatawag nating laing sa kanilang mga asshole.Masarap ang almoranas, pwede dn itong gawing chicharon o kaya ay kainin pagkatapos timplahan ng asin.....Pag ang almoranas ay minadali mo ang pagluluto....ito yung tinatawag na bicol express&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-110905158973229836?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/110905158973229836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=110905158973229836' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110905158973229836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110905158973229836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/02/chocolate-coated-boogers-and.html' title='chocolate coated boogers and strawberry scented earwax!'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-110861572813089189</id><published>2005-02-16T20:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-01T21:35:32.763-08:00</updated><title type='text'>schizo interviews....</title><content type='html'>may tatlong matitinding kras ako sa mundo(hindi ksama dun kasaman c chinggay andrada,un ang may kras sakin e!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/chinggay.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pag tinanong ako s the buzz ng tungkol s knila,e2 cguro mmangyayari.....&lt;br /&gt;Cristy Fermin: piolo,este ryan pla, kmukha m kc e...kung may isang knta n maiaalay m kay vannessa...anu un?&lt;br /&gt;piolo pascual este ryan pla: ahhh!salamat nga pla s lhat ng nanood ng dreamboy....ang ganda tlaga ni angel locsin!*tok*kanta?definitely ung Yellow ng coldplay....gani2 un e....*hawak s lalamunan*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                         Look at the stars,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         And everything you do,&lt;br /&gt;                         Yeah, they were all yellow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                         I came along,&lt;br /&gt;                         I wrote a song for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         And all the things you do,&lt;br /&gt;                         And it was called yellow.&lt;br /&gt;                         So then I took my turn,&lt;br /&gt;                         Oh what a thing to have done,&lt;br /&gt;                         And it was all yellow.&lt;br /&gt;                         &lt;br /&gt;                         Your skin Oh yeah, &lt;br /&gt;                         your skin and bones,&lt;br /&gt;                         Turn into something beautiful,&lt;br /&gt;                         You know, &lt;br /&gt;                         you know I love you so. &lt;br /&gt;                         You know I love you so.&lt;br /&gt;                         I swam across,&lt;br /&gt;                         I jumped across for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Oh what a thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;                         Cos you were all yellow,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                         I drew a line,&lt;br /&gt;                         I drew a line for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Oh what a thing to do,&lt;br /&gt;                         And it was all yellow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                         Your skin,&lt;br /&gt;                         Oh yeah your skin and bones, &lt;br /&gt;                         Turn into something beautiful,&lt;br /&gt;                         And you know for you,I’d bleed myself dry &lt;br /&gt;                         for you,I’d bleed myself dry.&lt;br /&gt;                         It’s true, look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine.&lt;br /&gt;                         Look at the stars,&lt;br /&gt;                         Look how they shine for you,&lt;br /&gt;                         And all the things that you do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/coldplay.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;boy abunda: pano nman c mary grace valenzuela?&lt;br /&gt;alfred vargas,este ryan pla:uhmmm...cguro dedicated s knya ung ibe like dat ng three doors down(wow emo!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He spends his nights in California &lt;br /&gt;Watching the stars on the big screen. &lt;br /&gt;Then he lies awake and wonders &lt;br /&gt;Why can't that be me? &lt;br /&gt;Cause in his life he's filled with all these good intentions. &lt;br /&gt;He's left a lot of things he'd rather not mention right now. &lt;br /&gt;But just before he says goodnight, &lt;br /&gt;He looks up with a little smile at me and he says &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that &lt;br /&gt;I'd give anything &lt;br /&gt;Just to live one day &lt;br /&gt;In those shoes. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;what would I do? &lt;br /&gt;What would I do? &lt;br /&gt;Now and dreams we run. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She spends her days up in the north park, &lt;br /&gt;watching the people as they pass. &lt;br /&gt;And all she wants is just a little piee of this dream, &lt;br /&gt;is that too much to ask? &lt;br /&gt;With a safe home, and a warm bed, &lt;br /&gt;on a quiet little street.&lt;br /&gt;All she wants is just that something to hold onto, &lt;br /&gt;that's all she needs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah! If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;I would give anything Just to live one day, &lt;br /&gt;in those shoes. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;what would I do? &lt;br /&gt;What would I do? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm falling into this, &lt;br /&gt;in dreams we run away. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;I would give anything &lt;br /&gt;Just to live one day, &lt;br /&gt;in those shoes. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;what would I do? &lt;br /&gt;What would I do? &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;I would give anything &lt;br /&gt;Just to live one day, &lt;br /&gt;in those shoes. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;what would I do? &lt;br /&gt;What would I do? &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;I would give anything &lt;br /&gt;Just to live one day, &lt;br /&gt;in those shoes. &lt;br /&gt;If I could be like that, &lt;br /&gt;what would I do? &lt;br /&gt;What would I do? Falling in. I feel I am falling in to this again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jobert Sucaldito: cno p ung isa....bobo kc ung researcher nmin e.....&lt;br /&gt;Dennis trillo este ryan pla: ahhh....wla pong nmmagitan samin ni richard gutierrez....ahhh!iba b ung tanong?c kizzelee po, classmate nmin s PE.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kris Aquino: anong ggwin mo bukas?&lt;br /&gt;Joey Marquez este ryan pla:ahhh...bukas po?buburahin ko po 2ng entry n 2 s blog kc bka mabasa nila mismo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-110861572813089189?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/110861572813089189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=110861572813089189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110861572813089189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110861572813089189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/02/schizo-interviews_16.html' title='schizo interviews....'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10867026.post-110853004691389904</id><published>2005-02-15T20:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-16T20:00:51.113-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who is leux Skywalker?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;"leux... understated sexy, unabashedly upfront... oft-misunderstood purveyor of etiquette and good taste... what you see is what you get... is not an elitist but has anglo-fascination... wannabe lonely planeteer... professional window shopper... insatiable gourmand... has a notorious sweet tooth... lowly-paid, high-profile student by day... Borgy Manotoc wannabe by night... a believer in "good things come to those who wait"... enjoys witty banter, verbal wordplay, dry humor, sexual innuendo... self-confessed subtle flirt... will not take harassment sitting down... knows what he wants, when he wants and how to get it... has been known to tease...  is also, btw, straight as an arrow... enjoys the female form, , and thus has a sizable secret porn stash... oh. and he is also all or any of the following at any given time: a music fiend, an art freak, a speed demon, one hell of a cook, the best buddy and...need i say it?the man of your dreams."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;marquee&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/plmayers.gif" /&gt;&lt;/marquee&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10867026-110853004691389904?l=leux.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/feeds/110853004691389904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10867026&amp;postID=110853004691389904' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110853004691389904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10867026/posts/default/110853004691389904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://leux.blogspot.com/2005/02/who-is-leux-skywalker.html' title='Who is leux Skywalker?'/><author><name>leux</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10680200586230367613</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/leux/leuxadidas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
